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heronqueenblues:

anonymously tell me on a scale of 1-10 how much you want to touch my butt with 1 being “I really want to touch your butt” and 10 being “I would assassinate the president to touch your butt”

If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

thenoodledude:

fuckingbrutal:

schrodingers-taco:

except no one does so.

Welp. Someone just turned on the motion detecting lights in my back yard and I’m the only one up. Goodbye cruel world.